I have been obsessing over Dita since I got my ticket to see her in May at the Filmore, San Francisco. My sweet friend, A, met her the other night before she performed for the John Paul Gualtier exhibit at the De Young Museum. I just saw this interview with her and want to share it with you.
OMG Mr. A came over and knocked my panties off. Oooh lala! Yay to Mr. A. Mad Men is in the background as the Min Pins cuddle between the legs of what were just holding a hot, sexy body above me.
My slippers are totally sparkly.
What a surprise... my back feels better. Oooh, my lovey, sweet sister, Annie went out tonight and I was left alone with her doggies and my sweet, adorable, pink poodle, Bubbles. Buddha, Neptune and Bubbles played and growled and teased each other. They fought over the cork from the bottle of Cardinal Zin wine. Mr. A and I shared some delicious mouth warming grape nectar, along with buttery, melting filet mignon, creamy baked yams with cinnamon and olive oil and some heart shaped chocolates. How could life be any sweeter?
Well, jumping to the most recent present, my body is feeling so much sweeter and wetter as my lover has given me dessert with a Betsey Johnson colored orgasm.
Hello Fabulous Friends,
My back went out, as you have read, and boy did I screw me a dingy! Well, I wish I had, but I did get dingy on my birthday and screw me a ding-dong donkie kong! Well... maybe HE... was the one who made my back crooked.
Word of advice: Bend first, then twist. Advice from Orthopodist: wear corsets, swim for exercise (best possible exercise,) get some PT, that's physical therapy, or Pasties Twirling, take pain killers, Prednisone, love your neighbor, forgive, make lace... Oh wait, that's the hydrocodone talking.
I am wearing a beautiful corset and my twin sister, Annie Bananie, is taking care of me and Bubbles. Bubbles is my pink poodle who LOVES taking bubble baths with me. Annie is now working for me at her adorable beach palace. She also works for the ultimate creator, but her day job is assisting Rabbis at a Temple! My work for the ultimate creator is representing EVE in all her nearly nude glory!
So, my sweet spine is in need of love, and Annie's little min pins like to bounce all over me, while poor, sweet Bubbles is just trying to stay away from the older and much smaller, red-headed Buddha. Bubbles is hiding under the sofa, while Buddha's pee pee gets as big as a full grown man's when he's hard. Annie didn't cut his balls off, thank GAWD! But Bubbles has nearly run away to Paris trying to escape Buddha's hard on. Oh my! I thought having Annie take care of me would be easy.
Bouncing Bubbles and Bounding big-bonered Buddha is about to make my baubles break! Oh well, at least they sure are cute and cuddly after their passion fades. My goodness. I'm looking forward to moving back to my Pink Palace in the clouds after I'm healed, though I am ever so grateful for my dearly, beloved, yet also annoying twin, Annie.
Gee Mr. Sun, I love you!
I am blessed to have a day job working for the ultimate creator, and sensually this "boss" of mine reminds me every day to be grateful for all I have. When I buy something fun, frivolous or fruitful, I enjoy it thoroughly and make sure I really need it, can use it or am giving it away. After I bring home items, I like to go through my closets, bookshelves and drawers and choose equally or double the amount of possessions to give away.
Goodwill and Sally's Antique's and Collectibles (AKA Salvation Army) are 2 of my favorite charities to deliver donations. Goodwill helps people find, get and keep jobs. Salvation Army helps people get through natural disasters, like the recent tornadoes that swarmed our country. Shop Goodwill is an AMAZING resource for very affordable beaded gowns, wedding dresses and the like, which you can then cut up, remake and take off - on stage!
But back to the sun - he's out. Out, loud and proud! My job allows me to view a beautiful courtyard, next to a sanctuary, where I can listen to a fountain breathing water. The sun, water, and my body are all temples. I've decided to continue with the honing of my psychic skills of deeply connecting to all organisms on earth and beyond. Also, realizing we are all living in the past, present and future, because on a cellular level, there is no time.
I love, adore and appreciate my body, but I have NOT treated it like the Temple she deserves. Abuse comes in all shapes and sizes, flavors and calorie content, cost and credit. My vow is to worship my body as she needs to be loved.
In my twenties, I had a 28 inch waist, muscular thighs, arms and ass. In my thirties, I have a 38 inch waist, my muscle is some where in there and I have a gorgeous, bountiful ass. My goal is to retrain my body to be stronger, thus more muscle, stronger bones, firmer boobs, but still have that soft, supple skin that my fans love so very much!
A friend of mine has a habit of calling bigger women “real women” and saying she’d rather hang out with “real women” than skinny women. I’m always reminding her, hopefully retraining her, that every women is REAL, no matter what their size.
I love women of all shapes and sizes, have a personal preference and attraction to certain physiques, but publicly try to complement all body types when appropriate.
I also think it’s easier to catch the negativity when it’s someone else doing it, or when it’s written down, than when I do it myself. I have been so caught up sometimes in my world, and I get so excited, that sometimes I slip. Thankfully, I have asked everyone I work with, and am beginning to ask my friends, that if something I do or say bothers them, to tell me immediately and be honest and express their feelings.
In the past week, I’ve had a rough week, but the lessons I’m taking with me are getting me closer to the Light. I’ve had a handful of talks and emails with dear friends who tell me what I’ve said hurts, though at the time I say it, I don’t think anything of it. With their openness, I am becoming more conscious of others’ feelings, needs and wants and I’m becoming a better person for it. I have lots to learn.
Now if I can be quicker about responding to someone when they hurt my feelings, I’ll be happier. And if ALL WOMEN love other women for being human, I'd be ecstatic!
Ouch! While trying to do laundry this morning, my herniated disc popped out and oh la la, that means no St. Patty's Day partying. I guess it's truly for the best, since I don't really need to get drunk. Drinking gets people into a bit of trouble, and for me, my skin gets dry, I get a headache and feel like poo the next day.
So, all my clean clothes are sitting on my living room coffee table and I write this propped up on multiple pillows and waiting for my friends to stop by, as they said they would to check up on me.
Well, my sweet pink poodle, Bubbles, scratches at her leash wanting to go out, so I must comply. She is a sweetie and I know how she feels.
More to come!
Holy hotties Batman! What a marvelous, beautiful show full of gorgeous, glamorous, sexy, sensual divas.
I am a seamstress and for years, I owned no machine. Partly arrogance, believing like the Taylors in my family who were tailors, that the hand is better than the machine. Like all couture gowns of Paris, men's suits on Saville Row, and Ferragamo shoes, I wanted quality over speed. Well, then I got a machine.
I have a lovely simple minded Janome, that worked ok and broke needle after needle, jammed up, and sewed about 14 stitches. Then I saw an ad in the paper one day for a sew and serge machine for $129 at K-Mart, which accepts layaway. These Singer machines were in town for one day only, and apparently one day a year and I just so happened to cruise down after work and got my pants charmed off me, figuratively speaking, not literally, but he would have been a nice catch.
This cutie pie from North Carolina had his own road show selling women who all came down in their suits from work, including moi, and watched him sew on three different machines. The first was the $129 one, then it went up to $200 and finally the $299 machine. Well, after I saw all the bells, whistles and stitches this machine could do, I was hooked. I put my $75 down for layaway and put another $75 this month. They will ship it to me free after it's all paid off.
Here's why I splurged on the sew and surge. One bobbin, self-threading needle, which I have now, but not really, since my Janome has died after a mishap where my puppies leash got caught in the cords and pulled the machine to the ground. Even after taking the whole thing apart, I lack the skills to repair it, so now I am borrowing my friend's machine and patiently waiting for my new one. Which brings me back to the Singer teacher model, wider mouth, self-cutting surger, automatic button holer, sews through 14 folded layers of denim and straight to chiffon, embroidery, edging, straight stretch stitch (say that 10 times fast), and all with one 14 needle. He only changed the color of the thread. Oh baby!
My matador costume was nearly finished. I bought a white, lacy, beaded wedding gown from shop.Goodwill.com for $20, had it shipped here, cut it apart, dyed it pale blue and still have the 20 foot train and the skirt for more crazy costumes. I attached cute little cherry red ball trim around the edges, bought 2 long red zippers for the pants, re-purposed the hideous bow on the butt that looked like a giant vagina and turned those into the matador epaulettes, which are actually called hombrera. I've got pink tights, a hat I bought off Amazon, attached a headband to it and covered it with black rabbit fur that I tore apart from a stole, and reusing a sari skirt for my red sparkle cape. Voila! Finito!
To make the jacket, I removed the zipper in the back, turned the front around, opened up the seams so it will fit me, took apart the sleeves and reattached the hombrera inbetween. I had a great comfy pant pattern that I shortened and used the lacey part of the train to be the sides of the pants. Ole!
I adore sewing. Most of the time. I know part of it is the machine and the tools I have and the skills to use it, to learn how to use it and the willingness to learn. I still have to hand sew things, like sewing on a button or extra fancy beads. I even made a pair of red crystal earrings from an old tree skirt that were just screaming to become jewelry. I'll upload a video or photo soon so you can see my work. Aside from this fun, I'm really enjoying the 80F plus weather right now. Love, love, love my life!
She has been dancing since three, baking since four, sucking on candy since her first Easter and enjoying pie for a while now.
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