My back went out, as you have read, and boy did I screw me a dingy! Well, I wish I had, but I did get dingy on my birthday and screw me a ding-dong donkie kong! Well... maybe HE... was the one who made my back crooked.
Word of advice: Bend first, then twist. Advice from Orthopodist: wear corsets, swim for exercise (best possible exercise,) get some PT, that's physical therapy, or Pasties Twirling, take pain killers, Prednisone, love your neighbor, forgive, make lace... Oh wait, that's the hydrocodone talking.
I am wearing a beautiful corset and my twin sister, Annie Bananie, is taking care of me and Bubbles. Bubbles is my pink poodle who LOVES taking bubble baths with me. Annie is now working for me at her adorable beach palace. She also works for the ultimate creator, but her day job is assisting Rabbis at a Temple! My work for the ultimate creator is representing EVE in all her nearly nude glory!
So, my sweet spine is in need of love, and Annie's little min pins like to bounce all over me, while poor, sweet Bubbles is just trying to stay away from the older and much smaller, red-headed Buddha. Bubbles is hiding under the sofa, while Buddha's pee pee gets as big as a full grown man's when he's hard. Annie didn't cut his balls off, thank GAWD! But Bubbles has nearly run away to Paris trying to escape Buddha's hard on. Oh my! I thought having Annie take care of me would be easy.
Bouncing Bubbles and Bounding big-bonered Buddha is about to make my baubles break! Oh well, at least they sure are cute and cuddly after their passion fades. My goodness. I'm looking forward to moving back to my Pink Palace in the clouds after I'm healed, though I am ever so grateful for my dearly, beloved, yet also annoying twin, Annie.