Top 3 things I'm grateful for today and this year:
2. confronting my issues head on and hugging them into serenity
3. carpooling with Valhalla Voom and Daddy Don
You can see my top 13 of 2012 below and this year I'm looking forward to many good things.
What an amazing year! Since everyone is doing it, I have found the inspiration to add my greatest moments of 2012!
1. Flying over the bay area in a Commander 4 seater and taking the wheel with David Sasse
2. Producing my burlesque show with Luci Fur and performing at Tease-O-Rama with Bombshell-Betty Field and others.
3. World Hoop Day had major success around the world and a team of helpful friends, thanks to my twin, Annie Hoopin Annie.
4. Signing my divorce papers with Kaos Anomaly.
5. Being fully open to everyone about my sexualitease.
6. Realizing asthma never really goes away and being able to afford 2 ER visits in 1 week.
7. Changing people's lives.
8. Making new friends and keeping the old.
9. Getting to play with really hot guys, some super sexy ladies, and a long-time crush.
10. Having 2 happy, healthy, not-too-hyper-anymore doggies who love me truly.
11. Teaching my 9 yo neighbor how to fire hoop.
12. Traveling to Burning Man, Hoop Camp, Las Vegas and having more plans to travel this year.
And lucky # 13. Being really confident in my larger-than-ever-before body and loving how my tassels twirl when I bounce up and down!
I'm sorry I've neglected you so, but I've been a very, busy, naughty girl. Last night I performed at All Hallows in Oakland after catching Hazel De Ville's farewell to SF dance at Lucky 13's in Alameda. It was my first time in Alameda, and what a treasure trove it was.
Then I arrive at this spook-tacular warehouse party, where, promptly at 1:45AM, my act is introduced and my ass starts shaking its candy coated sweetness. I had a blast, thanks to April, Miss K and sharing our bubble gum, horribly, sweet and nasty vodka. I even tried to give it away after burning man, but it came back to me. So I added water to half the bottle, and sure enough, it was almost good enough to drink without complaining. Almost.
I invited a hot, new friend from El Rio, whom I had met the night before. Wasn't sure if he was gay or not, but found out, when his doppelganger at All Hallows asked me if he was and I said to ask him. Shy, the sweet tall Mollied out Mo said he's never ever touched a pussy. Even in childbirth, he was c-sectioned. Oh! Bummer. And Be said he'd never touched a penis aside from his own. I told them both it sounded like both of their dilemmas could be solved tonight, but I think neither of them made that happen.
What did happen was some serious orgasms in the cuddle puddle lounge as Tweety Bird laid next to heavy petters, while some sad lady was Whipping Out on Whippets, until she whipped out her pussy and had it eaten by a hot tamale. The fox and the hound bounds for joy. Have you ever had sex with your clothes on? I watched a few couples fully clothed fuck their brains out and me, as Jane Jetson, grinned in joy as love and lust surrounded every atom around me.
That's just a glimmer into my fully, dramatic weekend. Friday night, I was a Zombie kitten at Red Hots Burlesque. Headed straight to zombie prom at Verdi Club, after driving around for 45 minutes lost because my cell phone broke and my GPS would not start. Glad I finally found it, because Sindee Rose, G-Toe, the fashion victim and I had the hottest time of our life, all dead, all white and becoming super sticky as our brains fell out and our intestines were destroyed by the undead.
After the Prom, my beloveds drove me to my next party: Kinky Salon at Mission Control, where me and the sexy super have a few of our own tales to tell. The hot, steamy sex surrounding us only contributed more to the intensity of the weekend, as he and I became intimately deeper and more aware of what each of us has gone through to be where we are now.
The best news I have to share is, my sweet sister signed her divorce papers and we celebrated with Sake and Sushi. She was so overjoyed, she bought me some new wigs and we danced all night long. So, my dear fans, the Chronicles of Candy Pie continue. My twin and I are finally purely open about our sexuality. I knew I loved women, ever since I had my first Barbie. She was in denial about it, until her marriage brought her to SF. Now we can both be openly bi, poly, happy, sexy, horny, smart, beautiful, free, interested and amusing.
And for the sake of you asking, what huge events am I planning? In addition to producing my first show with Luci Fur called Bubbles on Fire Burlesque, 12/21/12, my sweet twin needs help planning and running World Hoop Day. So until that day is gone, 12/12/12, I will be helping her with that, and taking a small hiatus from burlesque, unless someone wants a private dance.
In bliss, light, love and a whole lotta lust,
Your sweet ass,
I'm so happy I got my book. I've been putting in back and forth in my "cart" at Amazon and finally bought it when the timing just seemed right. And yay!
I zoomed back to the post office, which oddly enough, the postal carrier did not leave it in the usual spot next to my door, but I had to actually go to the PO to pick it up. So I did. I took Bubbles with me to get the book and as we were walking home, I had to control myself from ripping off the brown paper.
We got home, Bubbles, my pink poodle and me. I took off her aqua and rhinestone covered leash and sat down. I used a small blade to carefully cut open the paper and then removed the bubble wrap, which Bubbles then grabbed to start popping in her tiny little mouth. So adorable. Did I tell you she is trained to line up my shoes in a row?
Back to Dita's book. I flipped through the Fetish side first and sure enough, open to Dita in a red and black rubber dress with large ladybugs attached to the wall behind her. All the lovely thoughts came through my head of how cute she and I would be dressed together in our ladybug outfits.
Flipping through the rest of the book, I was reminded of her show I saw recently. Her powder puff act, the famous martini act, her carousel act and her opium den act. I loved them all. What I really enjoyed seeing was her carrot red hair as a child and her silky straight hair in some of her earlier shoots. I like her with straight hair. She seems more real, less polished, more down-to-earth.
My favorite part of her million dollar show, though, is absolutely, positively, 100% - all of her crystals. Black, red, aurora borealis, pink, clear, blue, and on and on. Oh, and her lace up corset, from crotch to neck to head and cinched all the way up the back with seamed stockings and a lace hood. Who knew? Dita knew. You can see more of her on Dita.net.
Love you, Candy
I had the best weekend, visiting Belle Phenomene at her lovely SF home with a pool heated up like a hot tub. Lost a pair of pearl earrings my grandmother gave me, but hey, I gained memories that will last a life time.
Belle has some lovely friends outside of the BurlyQ community, too. And happily, they are Burners, as in Burning Man attendees. One lady and I chatted about fire pasties and hopefully I can get her to spin some fire off her nipples on the playa.
Bathing beauties relax all day.
As the day turned to night and the BBQ hamburgers and sausages were all eaten, the potato salad disappeared along with our suits. It was fun and liberating skinny dipping, even though I was the last gal to get naked, and only because I just bought my cute pink and white striped swimsuit that day, so I wanted to wear it as much as possible.
Improv burlesque moves ensued as I poured bottles of rum into mint and strawberry leaves topped with red wine. The remaining friends insisted I add carbonation. Coca-Cola was the only choice, something I never drink and they all liked it, or were being nice, but since I don't drink it, I called it a Candy ConCOCKtion and just drank the red wine, until someone mixed that.
I enjoyed getting to know my performing friends better, with no performance adrenaline, nor class room to interfere. This was absolutely a Phenominal Day at Belle Phenomene's Place. Trixie Fou even showed up in a vintage leopard swimsuit and matching slides. Looking forward to the next one. Thanks, Belle.
I think Katrina Darling looks like a very cute Winona Ryder! Viva la Duchesse!
From Fox news:
Kate Middleton’s cousin is a burlesque dancer who goes by the name Katrina Darling. The 21-year-long lost relative of Prince William’s wife told RumorFix that Middleton has made no effort in reaching out. Where are her royal manners?
But the brunette beauty says she couldn’t care less, telling the site it would be really “awkward to meet Kate. I’m not sure what I would say in that sort of situation. But I’m sure we would find something to laugh about in it all.”
"It would be nice to meet [my cousin], but I’m not actually going to pursue it"- Katrina Darling
Darling learned of her royal relation through the press just days before Kate Middleton wed Prince William in April 2011. She is a second cousin once removed to the Duchess of Cambridge.
Darling said she has received plenty of negative media attention from her sudden raise to fame. “I’ve been called God knows what in God knows how many languages. I try not to take the negative attention as a personal attack, I try not to pay attention. I try not try read the press too much, so I don’t know what they’re saying about me," she said.
So are there any chances Kate’s still single brother-in-law, Prince Harry, has a chance? “I’m sure Prince Harry is an adorable guy, but I am a taken woman and Eton College men are not my cup of tea — too prestigious," she explained. "I like my men rough around the edges!”
(Me, too Ms. Darling!)
See photos of her dancing! click here
How hot is this? Super fun foto and my head sticking up in the back. I was kittening for RHB that night and last night. It was super fun!
Scotty is funny! My gal pal Luci Fur is in between Scotty and the Lobster and someone whom I do not remember.
Last night was great, as there was a Gorilla Burlesque troup from NYC in the house and Lynn Ann Ruth, aka the stripping granny MC'd. As stage kitten, we help set up props as needed and remove all the clothing from the stage after it has been removed from the body. I'm going to perform my new Candy act on the 29th and hope all you come see.
Each week at El Rio, Red Hots Burlesque performs Wednesday and Friday. I've kittened on both nights. And both nights were crowded. It's quite a lot of fun. We get these poker chips as our drink tokens, and literally, they will give us anything: Ketel One and Red Bull, baby! Oh yeah, so back to my train of thought. You are really going to want to come to the show.
The 29th, Friday at 8 PM, I'll be debuting my candy act. I'm dancing and shaking my ass to a very new, popular song by Joan Osbourne. I'm working out the details for my shimmy belt made of candy and I'll post some advice for all of you, or just link to the e-How page. I bought a grommet hole maker and have the fabric to create the pretty sparkle belt support. The fringe will be entirely of candy necklaces, and why I need the grommets are so when people eat it off me, I can replace them as needed. Yum!
Hope to see you soon, and I have an upcoming entry for my twin about the guy she married long ago who taught her valuable life lessons, and why I will never, ever get married, unless my Prince Charming sweeps me into a golden castle on a meringue cloud.
My sister, Annie, wrote her latest newsletter for World Hoop Day. Read MORE here.
Hello Super Fabulous Hoopers, Ambassador Update: Our WHD Ambassadors have been busy giving hoops for the past six months to orphans, pre-school and elementary school children, at risk teens and youth programs and adults in recovery.
Stephanie W writes, Hey Annie, I am going to work on returning to Kenya at the end of the year and also plan a WORLD HOOP DAY event at home in MASS before I leave. I want to start ideas now and also am wondering if I can be listed on the Ambassador page to help with my promotion. Let me know what you need to update me on the site. THANK YOU.
and Thanks again for your support with my first run of it to Nairobi…" Watch her video here.
Hoop Camp: I'm looking forward to attending this year, with so many different teachers and events!
Hi world, these crazy notes are more for me, but if you understand it, enjoy!
Ruby champagne blue purple congo- mis VLV 2011
Gigi la femme- star wars and
3.Clandestine-4 Sassy tribal fusio SF belly dance-great bras!
sinclair LA-pink night gown feather fan boas
Booby trap- old married
Iva/Ima - duran - black silver cowgirl hi NRG
prop- leafy act hot hot guy!
Minnie Tonka--lionel richie lip fone-Hello 80s
red dress vinyl color block
Scenic sisters-Led zepp 3 gals- conan act gold
wings- 4 goddess offering sequins fringe tape silver- 2 gold-disco -crowns,
gorilla ax, statue of liberty,w/ Wiggy Darlington
Blue morris- guitar boy
pulled off socks w/ guitar, played g w/ tie, guitar cock
barbary, black zucc muffins from thur, arm cuffs, belly dance 60s act
Ms Red---Lvl runner up 1st Tor perf- red hood, Nin like song- corsets.
Looks like zhenya
Sword guy-strip petaluma tattoo
Roxy Rev dixie
delish--blk n red berets, bw stripe- french bread n beret, tassel fringe
Sparkly Devil- parasol bK- sing in the rain- BW m/u, red petals remove
black clothes for color--red fringe
Devillettes- turq blue fringe 12 w/ baby
doe 60s gogo
Thank you for being you. I miss your laugh, and your kookyness, your blow jobs and watching porn while having sex. You probably don't miss my snoring...I Miss you. xoxoxoxoxo
A former beau mailed me a lust letter shortly after returning to sea, followed by hand-made, Japanese candy from another former beau and his bride. The fan mail pours in and I purr.
Candy's juice has 100% vitamin C for Candy. Have you ever tried Candy Juice? Your palate will be more than pleased at a mere $2000 a jar, which arrives sweetly wrapped via courieur within a few short days. Candy has pre-sold thirteen dozen jars to Japanese business men. Email Miss Pie to be the first in the US to have some of your very own Candy Juice!
Hey everyone wants Candy.
She has been dancing since three, baking since four, sucking on candy since her first Easter and enjoying pie for a while now.
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