I just had rehearsal with my friend, Sindee Rose. We showed Bombshell Betty our duet and got some fabulous advice for the duo, where I play a cute, fuzzy, golden duckie and SR plays a super-sexy, hot leopard. We are dancing to Fromagique's version of Rubber Duckie at the Elbo Room tomorrow night.
Our two-and-a-half minute act is all about the chase and the tail and the tease and reveal. I had an idea to pop out a baby duckie at the end, but that reveal didn't make enough sense, since I never actually showed my pregnancy. So...
You'll have to come to the show to find out the change.
As for my solo, I'm dancing to Ke$ha's Cannibal. It's fast, hot and longer than my duet in time length. I shake a lot of ass and my first idea was to be a black widow. April's theme is "Spring! So many fucking bunnies!" (I added the fucking, but for other purposes, the fucking is left to our beds and hotel rooms.) So... I pondered about the praying mantis, all the males eat their young if left abandoned, black widows, and thought, well, gee, Candy. None of these animals are cute and sweet like me. But a LADY BUG!! And a CannibaLady Bug. Now that's just silly!
But I make it sexy!!! Rawr! So BB also gave me some ultra-fab advice on making the lady bug suit the whole character and act. She didn't see the hat, but her advice, again, and thankfully, ties everything together for what will become the most fun, sparkly, spectactular Spring show yet! And this is just for tomorrow.
Wednesday night is more rehearsal for Tease-o-Rama. Thursday, I'm bringing back my Matador and Marilyn in Sebastopol and Friday, my modeling career is bringing me more bucks in a day than my sister makes in a week. I love my body!
I have curves in the right places, my ass jiggles when I wiggle and I have the cutest martini sized boobies with soft pink skin that drives men wild! RawR! Look out world, Candy's Pie is almost done!
Ding! It's hot in the kitchen. My friends are my inspiration and my joy, confusion, healers, patients, lovers, sounding board and much, much more!
I'm so excited to be alive and thriving and it's all thanks to you that my body is shaking and taking up room on stage with shimmery shiny love that glistens like the sweat in my panties. Ohh, and those panties will soon be for sale! Stay tuned, Japanese men, and other fetishist. You'll be so much closer to Miss Pie than you ever imagined. Debuting in May, you can own your very own Candy panties.